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New Mario Kart 8 Gameplay Trailer: HD Does Make A Difference, Doesn’t It?

  While a few previews I’ve perused say it’s more or less the same old Mario Kart in terms of gameplay, on the visual front at least, Nintendo has a killer game here. Now, I’m not a big fan of …...

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PlayStation Plus Brings May Showers Of FREE Games!

  Yeah, the pay for online multiplayer access thing is still here and silly, but PlayStation Plus is still the best deals in console gaming in terms of what you’re getting otherwise for that $50 a...

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Mario Kart 8 Direct: Nintendo Goes Nuts (Part Whatever) In The Best Possible...

  Yep, Nintendo is swinging for the fences with all their might with these Directs and as crazy as it sounds to those who wan the console to simply roll over and die (it won’t), it looks as if they’re...

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E3 2014: Natsume’s Lineup Currently Has More Games Than Capcom’s. This Could...

Let’s see now. Here’s Natsume’s E3 lineup: Harvest Moon: The Lost Valley (Nintendo 3DS) A-Train: City Simulator (Nintendo 3DS) Alphadia Genesis (Wii U) Reel Fishing: Master’s Challenge (PlayStation...

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E3 2014: Lara Croft and the Temple of Osiris: Your...

  Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light was a refreshingly retro surprise back in 2010 (it was one of the better downloadable console games of that year, in fact), packing everyone’s favorite Tomb...

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E3 2014: Rise of the Tomb Raider: Off The Couch and Back To Business, Miss...

  Ha. Sometime during a play through of that Tomb Raider reboot from last year, I recall thinking “Poor Lara is going to need a LOT of therapy after all the hell she’s going through!” and as it turns...

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On Sony: Oh, Baloney!

  Someone asked me last week what I thought about the recent Sony hack (allegedly from North Korean hackers upset about an upcoming movie) and I told him I’d have to get back to him on that because I...

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Memo to Sony: make.believe You’ve Got Some Backbone.

Hmmm. As stupid as this whole Sony hacking thing has been to try and avoid, now we’re at the stage where things get even weirder because it now has to be followed. Sony Pictures has decided to kill The...

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Poltergeist Trailer: Ghosts in the Shell of the Pedigree of Diminishing Returns

    Okay, the only reason I’m giving this remake the time of day is because I like Sam Rockwell in anything he’s done. That said, I’m not sure Poltergeist needed a remake at all, given the original...

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Apple Watch Gold: Go Save Some Hungry Orphans Instead.

  Hey, it’s ONLY $10,000. Not including mandatory iPhone 6 so it actually works (!), service contract and whatever other other Apple charges they hit you with. Hell, if I’m paying that much for a watch...

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Tripping The Blight Fantastic: Four, Right In The Cinematic Trash Heap

I’d actually started this post around two months back, but put it aside to work on other things. It was going to be a really lengthy point-by-point peek at why the film deserved to flop out, but I...

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The Violent Games Question Makes Me Want To Strangle Someone

Ha and ha. Not really, but I am so tired of this nonsense getting regurgitated into news stories complete with clueless Joes and Janes on the street who come off as more ignorant than informed. If...

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#TBT: Smart Advice For Stupid People, Kubrick Edition

(Thanks, cladegaard!)   It may be hard to swallow for some of you out there, but here’s an uncomfortable (and thankfully, verifiable) fact: “American” isn’t a language. Never was, never will be. I...

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Jem and the Holograms Trailer: Welcome To The Blonder-dome

  Not being a fan at all of the old cartoon and spending time watching a few too many old episodes over the last week or so makes me an easy judge of how this film will do at the … Continue reading →

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The Force Awakens My Slightly Cranky, Eternally Poor Side

Here are your heroes and villains on a crowded poster. Whee. I’m going to go see this, but more as a curious former super-fan who just wants to see how well director J.J. Abrams is going to try and...

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Fatal Frame: Maiden of Black Water- “Free to Start” Is The Frightful Part

  So, Fatal Frame: Maiden of Black Water has been out for a little while and I’ve yet to play it. Not because I don’t want to, mind you. It’s just that Nintendo of America with Tecmo/Koei have made...

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Toy Fair 2016 Pre-Show Thoughts: Juggling Is Harder This Year, I’d Wager

I have a box of turtles and dinosaurs here plus some other stuff on the way and that makes me giddy. Yep, NY Toy Fair is here and is going to be fun, but I’m also thinking of stuff outside … Continue...

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The Exorcist, A TV Series? The Power of “Cripes” Compels You

So join me for a drink boys We’re gonna make a big noise So don’t worry about tomorrow Take it today Forget about the check We’ll get hell to pay   According to a few sources including the director...

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Star Trek TV Series Teaser: That NEW Final Frontier, A Minus For Those Who...

  Um, Warp Factor ZERO on CBS for what seems to be a great idea on one hand, but a LOUSY one for people who don’t like to or can’t stream content to their homes. Apparently, the premiere episode will …...

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Amnesia Collection PS4: One Rule of Fear, Broken For The Streamer Age

  So. A big fat resounding YES booms out here to the upcoming Amnesia Collection for PlayStation 4, set for a November 22, 2016 release. Featuring all three entries in the “series” (Amnesia The Dark...

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